1. I ruin the image and the style that you’re used to
2. I look funny
3. I’m making money
4. I hope you’re ready for me
5. I’m the new fool in town
6. My sound’s laid down by the Underground
7. I drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf
8. My name is Humpty (pronounced with a Umpty)
9. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
10. I like to rhyme
11. I like my beats funky
12. I’m spunky
13. I like my oatmeal lumpy
14. I’m sick with this straight gangsta mack
15. Sometimes I get ridiculous
16. I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
17. I’m a freak
18. I like the girls with the boom
19. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
20. I’m crazy
21. I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me
22. I’m still getting in the girls’ pants
23. I even got my own dance